As i grab my scarf, from the place it’s lovingly kept,
Decide what knot will hang round my neck,
Walk out the door to be become a suspect
That i will offend someone, somewhere
Cause i’ve decided what scarf to wear,
meeting my friends and paying bus fare,
As we travel we can’t have a beer
Cause wearing a scarf is something to fear
It will cause me to sing what you don’t want to hear,
At a stadium, entered with an overpriced ticket
Canny buy a pint and standing is prohibit
Details stored as a potential trial exhibit
As i’m filmed eating my pie,
Discussing defeats, or players gone by
Celebrating a goal or rueing chances denied
I may offend in the same clothes i wore
That morning, when i went through the door
To the cashline and trainers on the bookies floor
But without the scarf i’m not a danger
To societies fabric or a potential major
Criminal, as i’m showing no signs of bad behaviour
As my scarf is lying where it’s lovingly kept
A criminal noose not round my neck
Only football fans are suspects.